This is a page involving my friends, Icephoenix87, DalDal3, Armydudexx55, SoultakerDX, WaglyOrb6, and myself, XPrNovaBlitz!
While in Call Of Duty BO 2
Soultaker DX has joined the server.
Soultaker: Hellooooooooo!
Ice: Heh Gaaaaaay.
Me: Guys, don't be idiots and let's just play the game, please?
DalDal3: You take Soultaker, Daniel!
Me: How in the world can you not even know my real name?'
DalDal3: Davontae? Jacques? Ooh, I know, Shantal!
Me: Shantal is a girl name, Dalshaun, you idiot! My name isn't even CLOSE to the names you just said.
Wagly: Guys, I'm f***n tired of waiting, just play the god d*** game.
Ice: Why so rushy? We have time.
Wagly: Because you guys sound like complete p***** when you argue like this!
Me: Oh, my god, can we play now? Please?
Soultaker: Yeah, who's team am I on?
Me: He's all yours, fellas!
DalDal3: No way, he's yours!
Soultaker: -_- I'm right here, guys.
Me: ...
Ice: ...
DalDal3: ...
Me: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Ice: *sigh* I'm starting the game.
Soultaker: Why does no one want me on their team?
DalDal3: How can I put this nicely... You suck complete a**, bro!
Me: That... was no where near kind at all.
DalDal3: What? It's true!
Soultaker: DalDal, you wanna go bro?
DalDal3: You can't grill this hot dog, kid!
- collective sighs*
DalDal3: Dude, You literally have the bubonic plague on your FACE!
Soultaker: That's what she said.
Ice: Ooh, kill 'em!
Me: Burn'd!
DalDal3: Soultaker, you take a bath in bacon and eat it!
Soultaker: Dalshaun, your d*** smells so bad, every girl who tried to suck it died of tooth disease!
DalDal3: I don't think I'm the one that burps every 5 seconds in the cafateria and calls it a "bodily function" .
Soultaker:I'm not the one with the cashew-shaped head though, Dalshaun!
Ice: Guys, START THE GAME!
Me: Just so you guys know, I'm putting all of this on the internet.
DalDal3: ...
Soultaker: XPr, If you put this on the internet...
Me: Nope, nope, too late. Already there and published.
DalDal3: I'LL KILL YOU SHANTAL!
Me: I. Am. A. BOY!
Ice: I just don't care anymore, let's just start the game.
After Team Deathmatch...
Score:
SoultakerDX: 12-7
IcePhoenix87: 18-6
DalDal3: 20-10
XPrNovaBlitz: 18-8
Me: That... was short....
DalDal3: Yeah, because Soultaker is friggin' as sucky as meh ballsack!
Soultaker: -_-
Ice: You know what...
DalDal3 has been kicked from the server.
Me: That can't even be legal XD
Ice: Heh, he's gonna complain at school tommorow, anyway.
DalDal'3 has joined the server.
Me: Back from the grave, bro?
DalDal3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kicked and shizz.
Me: Guess what, y'all?
DalDal3: What?
Me: I put this entire conversation on the internet.
- DING DONG*
Me: Someone's at my door. I'll be back.
- Opens the door* BAM!
Me: Ouch! What the... Dalshaun? How'd you find my house?
Dalshaun: I googled you.
Me: Um, stalk much?
Dalshaun: No, you'd be surprised how much I do this.
Me: Ha gaaaaaay.
Dalshaun: Whatever.
Me: What do you want anyway?
Dalshaun: To say that you're a faggot.
Me: Homophobe... How'd you get hear so fast anyway?
Dalshaun: Hipocrit much? And that's nunya! Nunya god d*** bidness!
Me: -_- I'm going outside now.
Dalshaun: No, wait!
- Goes outside*
Me: Holy crap, is that a jet?
Dalshaun: Um, no...
Me: Oh, balls, are those female strippers carrying tigers in golden chains while they hold bazookas and party guns?
Dalshaun: *runs to jet* Go, go, go, go!
Me: That as wie... HEY! WATCH MY TREE, YOU BOZOS!
Dalshaun: Smell ya later, fool!
Me: Wait! Watch out for the...
BAM!
Me: Other plane....
Written by TheBladeCurse