NOTE: Due to wikia being a asshole with formatting, any asterisks/stars/etc. will be replaced by ^, indicating a action.
2 Days ago, a meteoroid crashed into [RETRACTED] bay, Resulting in the deaths of 25 inmates. The asteroid was hollowed out, and inside, Was a single dead person, With a living space, and a DVR tape, Labeled RECORD. @)!. Aka, recording 201. It is now being held at area 51 and 52 simultaneously, via a tedious splitting maneuver. The two fragments can be re-joined, and the recording can be viewed. I stole those 2 pieces, and i'm about to leak the contents. It appears this DVR has NO consideration for space-time.
I also happened to be a avid gamer, with a NES collection. I like it.
^BVVV^ recording 201 ^BVVVVVVVV^
^Camera pans up to a couch and a chair^
Oh, Why hello, My name is kennith.
^Apparent time cut^
Its one of my more... ExOtIc... Ideas.
^BVVV^ End recording ^BVVV^
Mobius pizza, mmm. Care to try some?
^Camera shakes no.^
You know, due to the complexity of the mobius pizza, this pizza is a pizza that can be eaten, but not topped.
Unless you happen to be a god like me.
^Looks at mobius pizza, which looks like a mobius net, but somehow conformed to be infinite^
One of the weirdest? Hmmmm.... Has to be that H.P Lovecraft is secretly a great old one.
^Faint "Howdy!" Can be heard^
Oh hell no. Be right back.
My worst ideas...
If i had to chose a first-guardian for a sentient planet, it would be... hmm... A bird. Yes. A bird.
Well, me and like, 24 other people won Sburb. Because of reasons, I was in charge of the new universe. However, i had no idea what to create...
^Hologram of many things flashing appears^
Then they got bored... and left.
Then i created this white void of nothing. It is quite peaceful here.
My second worst idea is Archie sonic + Planetary annihilation. In reflection... Its one of the worst ideas i have had.
My first? Well, we DID lose a lot of people on our journey through Sburb. So my idea was, Make a Alt universe, With all the A2 trolls (Nepeta, Karkat, Terezi, ect, ect), and instead of them playing Sburb, They got to journey to the galactic core!
^A white cat teleports into Kennith's arms, While purring^
Good kitty, good kitty.
So whoever got there ALIVE, got to join us!
^Actual end of recording^
My jaw was wide-open. MY name is Kennith! Am i looking into the future? Trolls? What the hell.
The DVR popped out.
I took the DVR and put it behind my NES collection. Then i noticed somthing. A gleaming disk in my collection.
I took it out.
My IRC opened up to one of my freinds, Gilbert martinez.
GM: Dude, wuzzap kennith?
DM: Scared beyond space-time.
Now before you complain, this was a experiment. You TRY to piece the recording together. The ending may have ruined it.
Tell me your thoughts! Ill improve accordingly!