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IdealisticPrawn

aka The Seafood of the End Times

  • I live in In your head, in your TV, far below.
  • I was born on October 14
  • My occupation is Alligator wrestler, perfume salesman and Lovecraftian monster.
  • I am Male, n/a, crustacean
  • IdealisticPrawn

    I've decided that, during an indecisive period in which I'm unsure which one of my ideas to elaborate upon, I would start a weekly blog called 'Music Corner' where I discuss one of my major interests (music) as to spark some convalescing or something rather. Honestly, I don't know the exact purpose of this; I guess it's just a remedy for my boredom.

    I'M BORED SO I'M BLOGGING ABOUT WHAT I'M LISTENING TO, K?

    This week, I've made a playlist mostly consisting of classic rock/metal that helped me through the production of my next upcoming pasta, Kevin's Diary

    Note: I try to make my choices completely random and not based on my personal musical preferences. 

    So, here we go:


    This Week's Playlist:

    Bachman-Turner Overdrive - Takin' Care of Business (19…


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  • IdealisticPrawn

    I haven't even been able to write the past couple days. Seriously, I click the 'Edit' button and I sit there for hours on end, unable to conjure a single word.

    Thus, I'll be taking a short vacation to try to rekindle the flames of creativity. I'll probably be back by Tuesday, September the third.

    Just thought you should know.


    - Prawn

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  • IdealisticPrawn

    Hey, it's Prawn. I feel the need to publish an update on my activities because my visits to the wiki have become more and more infrequent.

    1) I am trying to finish Multiple Sightings, but as of late my mind's been going blank. I really want to finish it as soon as possible.

    2) I'm going to be working on the collab with me, Dublin, Venom and Sater.

    3) I'm cooking up some new ideas for pastas to write once I'm free from what I'm currently working on.

    • 'Imaginary Friend': A boy growing up in a broken home seeks solace in a figment of his imagination. It'll be a sadpasta, a little deviation from my regular horror bullshit.
    • 'Dear Mom': A reflection on the unspeakable horrors of war in the form of a letter home.
    • 'An Old House': After a devastating nucl…
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  • IdealisticPrawn

    Howdy friends! It's your favorite crustacean, IdealisticPrawn, here with a report that all of you who like creepypastas should read just because you may find something interesting about it.

    Ever noticed how the classic creepypastas have catchphrases? With every one of the classics comes a memorable phrase associated with them. Below I've compiled a list of these 'pastaphrases'. You see, I just coined that term. I deserve a Nobel Prize.

    Also, a good party game to play with friends to re-arrange the pastas and phrases and have them guess which phrase belongs to each pasta!

    Alright, let's get down to business. Here are some notable catchphrases for pastas.


    Seedeater: 'HOW ELSE, LOSING PEOPLE MAKES mE WONDER'

    Mr. Widemouth: 'I HAVE A NEW GAME WE CA…


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  • IdealisticPrawn

    No, I'm not talking about that part of the Bible in which God creates the world in seven days.

    I'm talking about the most epic thing ever to grace the earth since the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs.

    Genesis, fuck yeah! From the progressive rock, Peter Gabriel-led era of the 1970s to the pop rock, Phil Collins-led era of the 1980s, this band's music sounds like the absolute overwhelming badassery of an orgy between Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nicolas Cage, Chuck Norris, Morgan Freeman and most of the characters from Super Mario Bros. Yep, it's just that awesome.

    Thus, I'm just doing a random after-dinner blog about how awesome Genesis is. I have most of their albums, I have their band t-shirts, and I usually blurt out the lyrics to the band's s…

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