Thought I was kidding?
Oh no, the legends are true. I'm the real deal. Yes indeed, quite real, in fact. Of course, seeing is believing, as the saying goes. So here's your proof. This is my little message to all my pals from work who thought I was just BS-ing at lunch today. It may not pay the bills, but, yes, this really is me. Those stories truly are the product of my twisted mind, one and all. No need to worry, though. It's not like any of them is true...is it?