NO.
HELL NO.
HELLLLLLLLLL NO.
I AM NOT TOLLERATING TROLLPASTAS ANYMORE. TROLLPASTA WRITERS, TAKE YOUR STUPID TROLLPASTAS ELSEWHERE. WE. HAVE. STANDARDS. HERE. GO BACK TO THE TROLLPASTA WIKI.
</rant>
No offense to anyone.
<rant>
No serriously, what the hell happened to the quality of trollpastas? Was it simply humanity at its stupidness? Was it the NSA? WAS IT THE ILLUMINATI? Please. Let it be the Illuminati. Good pastas need to have a comeback, and im possibly the only one here who gives a shit about that. (No offense to *good* Pasta writers, it just seems you arent active anymore). Am i then only one who gives a shit about good pastas?
</rant>
<MEGARANT>
Now, on to the main attraction you have been waiting for.
With my pasta, Thing, It was actually good. For a first pasta. It had (Moderatly) Good grammer, a nice plot, And it didnt suck.
I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THAT THING.
THE HATRED OF TROLLPASTAS IS THE BLOOD OF THAT PASTA.
THE HATE OF SHITPASTAS IS WHAT HELPED ME CREATE A GOOD FIRST PASTA.
IF EVERYONE HELD THE SAME HATRED OF TROLLPASTAS AS I DID, THERE WOULD BE NO TROLLPASTAS.
YOUR WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PASTA WRITERS.
I PUT MY HARDEST WORK INTO THAT I COULD MUSTER. AND IT WAS GOOD.
IF NEWBIE PASTA WRITERS HELP THE SAME DETERMINATION I HAD, THERE WOUlD BE GOOD FIRST-CREEPYPASTAS.
<megarant pause>
Okay, ill admit, i outright stole a plot from a game, and added a interesting twist to the end. It was still good though.
<Megarant>
BUT STILL. IF EVERYONE HAD THE SAME DETERMINATION I HAD TO CREATE GOOD CREEPYPASTAS, THERE WOULD BE NO TROLLPASTAS.
AND I WOULD ENTER BLISS.
BUT NO.
YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO CREATE TERRIBLE FIRST-PASTAS AND INTENTIONAL TROLLPASTAS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHAT IS WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG WITH YOU.
<megarant/>
Okay, that was a bit over the top. I just had to release steam.
<rantmessage>
Okay, first, i apologize for the fake-html tags. There used to convey emotions. And thats why i use them.
Second, Pasta writers, Stop. Stop being inactive. WE NEED FRESH BLOOD. and i feel like im the only one that cares. Good pasta writers, wake up. Trollpasta writers are on the lose, and we are the only ones that can stop them.
WE NEED FRESH BLOOD.
<rantmessage/>
That ends my longest blog so far.
ill do another one on critics.
enjoy your under-cooked pastas.
you ungrateful troll-pasta writers.
e.e
<Sidenote>
Ironically, i did create a shitpasta at one point or another. I realized what was going on and deleted it. more people need to do this.
</sidenote>