"This is the most dangerous ritual ever to touch mankind. Few have had success. Others failed horribly. This ritual is...how to make Muta to read your pasta.
First, to get Muta to read your pasta, you must be a fucking wizard
Second, fuck off, Muta ain't going to read yours. Just fuck off.
That is the ritual. If you try, go ahead, he won't read yours. He tries to read CPotM, but even then it takes a year.