I got a game from a nice smelly hobo from the the alley across my street. I checked the game name and it was called ChronoTrigga.exe, and it was for the N64. I then realized that I couldn't play it because I only had a Sega Genesis.
"Fuck! Shit! Goddamn Motherfucker!" I said.
Until my closet opened and a spooky scary skeleton popped out and killed me 54 times.
(btw im a ghost)